Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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