Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I think I just shit out all my problems.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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