Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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