you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
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i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
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I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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