i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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