Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
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