If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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