Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
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Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
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We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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