Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Mom said you looked used
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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