I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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