Define "chronic" masturbator.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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