He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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