if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
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Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
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She's just so happy...and so naked.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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