did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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