no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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