still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
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