You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Randomize
