Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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