its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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