just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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