I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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