if you like me you must not know who I am
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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