I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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