I want to have your abortion
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
sex in a hospital.. check
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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