non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
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haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
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If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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