you mean i was at the winter classic?
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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