I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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