i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
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