I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
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How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
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Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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