I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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