i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
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with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
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I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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