Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
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what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
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And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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