She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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