So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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