he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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