Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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