I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
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It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
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I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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