one two three fourrrrnication!
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
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we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
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candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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