love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I smell stomach acid.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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