So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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