but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
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Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
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I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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