u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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