the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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