You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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