just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
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Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
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I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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