Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
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im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
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If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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