IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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