We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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