whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Houston, we have a squirter
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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