did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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