So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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