I just saw a hot homeless man
Jerry, you need to find god
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
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Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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