do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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