she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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